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When farmers get lonely (once their daughters move out), sometimes they will shuck an ear of corn, and insert said ear into their own/acquaintance's/mistress/pig's anus. Shuck fuck.
I done been so lonely since Carla Jean went off to work at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace, that I had to resort to shuck fuckin! But there ain't no amount o' corn that can shuck fuck my depression away...
A new name for ejaculate (semen), suggesting that it is used as a condiment or topping for food.
While we were eating dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I shot bustard all over her cheeseburger.
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An over-obsessed Radiohead fan who, in attempt to enlighten others, goes door to door carrying a copy of OK Computer on vinyl and spreads the good word of the great Thom Yorke. The Thom Yorke's witness tends to lack the ability to understand those who do not enjoy Radiohead, so do not offend them.
Who was that at the door?
Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.
Shortly after ejaculation, you attempt to urinate, and what comes out is a chunky, turbid mixture of pee and semen...peemen.
I had trouble taking a piss this morning, thought I had a kidney stone, but it was just peemen.
A fat, sloppy little child who wears shirts too small to conceal his/her gut, and who's sandals are always almost falling off as he/she walks. He/she is also constantly begging for a chocolate bar, when it is clear by looking at the corners of their mouths, they've already had one. Basically, a fat, gluttonous little shit.
Hey man you wanna go to the town fair tonight?
No man, too many frumplings waddling around stuffing their faces in their WWE shirts. I can't stand them.