Crypti

Crypti is a 50-year-old man's username, acting as a quirky e-girl on discord.
You will mostly likely, fall for this and you'll be heart broken, or disgusted
or your the smart one and will be smart and not fall for Crypti

person 1: Yo! There's this girl on discord, and we're going on a date tonight!
person 2: What's their user?
person 1: Crypti!
person 2: *sighing, putting both hands on person one*
person 1: *tilting his head frowning* dude-
person 2: They're probably a middle-aged man dude, I wouldn't go
person 1: *tears start to prick his eyes,* n-no, it can't- it can't be! She said- She said she was a girl!
person 2: it's okay, it's okay, it's alright, *hugging person 1*
person 1: *sobbing*
person 2: it's alright...

Wisdom teeth

When you become yoda wise

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom