June 18th

National show you’re boyfriend you’re arch day.

Babe why are did you ask me to come over tonight?
“It’s June 18th! So I can show you my arch daddy!”

June 18th

National show your arch and suck the soul out of you’re boyfriend day!

Him: “Babe why did you want me to come over?”
Her: “it’s June 18th! So I can suck you dry and show you my arch!”