Hello Kitty

When a woman is about to hook up with a "man"and that said "man" turns out to be a woman.

"Girl, i met this fine ass guy at the club and i took him home. But guess what?!"

"What?!"

"when i unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down i was like 'Damn, Hello Kitty.'

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Thunder Thigh Dinosaur

An old, fat woman.

Yesterday I went to visit my grandpa at the retirement home and there were Thunder Thigh Dinosaurs everywhere.

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