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A Russian word that means: The empty feeling you have for someone you once loved, but no longer with.
When I think about my ex, I feel razbliuto.
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Queenfucker is the one and only. He fucks up every single persons life he comes across. But he is a hoe, wimp, motherfucker, asshole, dick, slut and a bitch that needs to be sprayed with a bottle of bitch spray. He is, after all, the Queen of fucking peoples life's up. He also tries to fuck everyone he sees but he is just to damn fugly.
I wish I never met the Queenfucker. He fucked up my once awesome life.
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Queenfucker is the one and only. He fucks up every single persons life he comes across. But he is a hoe, wimp, motherfucker, asshole, dick, slut and a bitch that needs to be sprayed with a bottle of bitch spray. He is, after all, the Queen of fucking peoples life's up. He also tries to fuck everyone he sees but he is just to damn fugly.
I wish I never met the Queenfucker. He fucked up my once awesome life.
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(Brazilian/Portuguese) (Verb) The act of tenderly running your fingers through someone's hair.
Ex1.) I love it when my boyfriend Cafunés my hair.
Ex2)Cafuné is a hard word to translate into English.
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Acronym for "suck my imaginary rainbow dick". Not as popular as the common acronym it came from, aka smd.
Kate: I got some cookies, but-
Ashley: Ooh! Give me some!
Kate: I ate them all...
Ashley: Smird you bitch.
Layla: SMD!
Hailey: You have a dick? Nice to know.
Layla: Excuse me, i'm sorry but I mean't SUCK MY IMAGINARY RAINBOW DICK YOU FUCKING CUNT!
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In the movie Mean Girls, Kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
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The act of acting like a drama queen.
Student:Can I not take the final exam and still pass this course?
Teacher: Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?
Student: Last night I broke my nail while running from my neighbors dog! I am very traumatized by the entire incident! I have no idea how I can concentrate on my studies after narrowly escaping the clutches of that furry beast that's called a dog! I'll end up failing the entire year and that will traumatize me even more and maybe even permanently affect my future. I think the right thing to do is let me pass this course without taking the final exams!
Teacher: Your have detention next week on Monday for dramaqueening.