Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

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Boobendous

Derived from the word stupendous, boobendous is when a girl is wearing a lewd shirt that is extra booby

Katya: “Honey do I look phat in this?”
Demetri: “No babe! You look dummy boobendous!”

Boobendous

What you call a girl when they’re wearing lewd booby clothing and look stupendous in it

Katya: “Honey, do I look good in this black v-neck”

Demetri: “Yes babe you look boobendous!”

Dummy Thiccums

Dummy Thiccums is when a person has an ass so yummy and juicy that you instinctively jizz your pants when you see it

It can also describe anything amazing

Obama: “Damn Bill your ass is looking extra dummy thiccums today”

Bill Clinton: “Thanks Barack, want to hear the clap of my ass cheeks?”

Obama: “Sure...”

*clap clap clap*

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Phat

A substitution for the word fat, phat is used in a positive connotation, insinuating that someone is dummy thiccums

When calling someone phat, one is required to say “phat with a PH”

Kyle: “Damn Becca you lookin phat with a PH!”
Becca:”Thanks I’ve been feeling dummy thiccums today!”

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