An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.
Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”
Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”
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When an extra trickle of cum leaks out of your penis after ejaculating.
I hate it when I put my penis away after masterbating and a cumlet leaks out.
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The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."
Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.
1) a droplet of cum
2) a worthless little puke of person
1) After I was done blowing my load, a cumlet dripped from the tip of my penis.
2) I can't stand that little cumlet, he never puts in his share of the bill.
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When you cum inside a woman on accident and regret it this is called a cumlet pop
“I did a cumlet pop in shaniqua last week, Also did a cumlet pop in her mom”
A jizz rag that is applied directly to the face, so that the juices can exfoliate the skin
Dude, where's my cumlet? or My skin is so dry, do you have a cumlet?
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