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Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

by Cu Chi May 29, 2020

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Cumlet

When an extra trickle of cum leaks out of your penis after ejaculating.

I hate it when I put my penis away after masterbating and a cumlet leaks out.

by 49Aynsley June 5, 2019

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Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018


cumlet

1) a droplet of cum

2) a worthless little puke of person

1) After I was done blowing my load, a cumlet dripped from the tip of my penis.

2) I can't stand that little cumlet, he never puts in his share of the bill.

by doonies August 2, 2008

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Cumlet pop

When you cum inside a woman on accident and regret it this is called a cumlet pop

“I did a cumlet pop in shaniqua last week, Also did a cumlet pop in her mom

by Kruger March 21, 2023


cumlet

A jizz rag that is applied directly to the face, so that the juices can exfoliate the skin

Dude, where's my cumlet? or My skin is so dry, do you have a cumlet?

by Swiper the Fappin' Fox September 28, 2017

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