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Highschool

Four years of non-stop war where everyone hates but is quite literally attracted to the mainstream crowd. E.g; Scene kids died in the war of '09, stereotypical nerds don't exist at all and never have. The few kids who are interested in politics become the next Ben Shapiro, but only for fifteen minutes. The LGBT+ community at High school, are, quite literally, forced so far back into the closet they could become interior designers. About half the sports jocks get a trophy wife after playing in college football and lose their mojo by the time around age 30 (also applies to cheerleaders and other gym rat archetypes)

After a person's time there is over, they are never to see the people they interact with ever again until the next high school reunion 10 years later. Those who leave afterwards never return and those who stay spontaneously combust (see spontaneous combustion) and decompose from absolute boredom.

The teachers there are either; happy to teach their students, don't care enough to have an opinion, or hated by the kids they teach. It is also not uncommon for teachers to participate in their own battles against other staff members.

See also: Internal Screaming

Person 1: You remember highschool? Those were the days...

Person 2: Get me a large glass of Australian Vodka and we can start talking about this.

by Cuben7 June 25, 2019