toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.

"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"

Twit

A different dialect of the word twat. Also can be used as a shortened version of nitwit. Twit is a much less harsh version of twat, comparable to thot is to hoe, but similar to thot one could take offense to.

Used as a blunt way to describe a foolish person.

I saw some absolute twit just try to put a crayon in an electric pencil sharpener.

Oi mate, lookat this twit jaywalkin' o'er there!