Good Vibes Only

A pithy expression of those of below-average intelligence for whom composing an original thought is one step too far.

Dan: what are you seeking on this dating site?
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: how do you define good vibes
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: what's your best virtue and worst vice?
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: thanks for your time, I'll pass
Lisa: good vibes only

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Splitsie

Slang for a woman's vulva, specifically the labia majora, which in a non-aroused state resemble lips pressed together but with a distinctive, tight seam down the middle.

Mark: did you see Sandra in the nude?
Dave: yeah, she's got a nice rack and a cute little splitsie
Mark: what a doll!

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