Kombucha

a drink made up of fermented fruits and cum (preferably 17-year-old guys). Virgin Kombucha is without the cum.

Josh- hey what are you drinking?
Guy Fieri- just some virgin kombucha
Josh- mind if I cum in it?
Guy Fieri- Go right ahead!

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Sloppy Toppy

that good ol' gagging .

gilbert- "Hey hailey i want that good, spin cycle, samsung sloppy toppy"
hailey- "no"

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Muddin

dragging my big ol hog through your ass

muddin