Springloading

When you swing your arm round and round (kind of like Thor with his hammer) and Once reached maximum velocity you insert your fist into someone’s arse or vagina. (Springload, springloaded)

Jeez dude, last night was awesome but fuck you like springloading hard. I think you may have torn something down there. Want to try again tonight?

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Adventure job

When a male sticks his genitalia through a woman’s breasts and into the mouth back and forwards until they reach climax.

Dude, your mum is so good at giving adventure jobs, I mean I’ve never cummed so much, I could’ve filled the Pacific Ocean with my cum.

Fleecepouching

When you store objects in your pubes and then find them years later

‘No way dude, I found my vibrator the other day in my pubes. I’ve been looking for it for ages, I wonder how long it’s been fleecepouching in there for?’

Crowdsaucing

When you stand on a stage in front of lots of people and cum all over them.

I went to a Travis Scott concert last night. That mf was crowdsaucing all of us. Yes, I did swallow it.