Tamerlan

Tamerlan, also known as Cumerlan. When you try cum in ones eye and get the cum in your own eye

Bro 1: did you cum on her face?
Bro 2: nah bro, I had a tamerlan!
Bro 1: ffs, here, I’ll give you the number for my eye doctor
Bro: you have a lot of experience, huh?