never let them know your next move

The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.

Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"

Cum

A nonsensical term for krispy kreme's donut glaze.

Guy: Yo! They put lots of cum on my donut!
Other Guy: Sick dude, I love the taste of cum!