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Safe

Something you will never be.

“I’m not safe at the moment”

by CumandEat November 10, 2022


Water

British peoples favourite drink. Mass produced every day by humans and can be recycled for woman. Can also be extracted by touching and pleasure for maximum thickness and whiteness.

I wanna bottle of water-Boris Johnson to his wife

by CumandEat November 14, 2022


Fortnite

Sweaty homophobic 7 year old kids’ favourite game. Play this for victory gay royales and free V-Bucks. The players of Fortnite will most likely blame you for death and they will call you gay.

Kid:Wanna play Fortnite?
Mom:Meet some gays will ya
Kid:Why?
Mom:Dic Pics and more
Kid:What dic pic?
Mom: What you can never make.

by CumandEat November 10, 2022


Breed

What you really want to do with your stepmom.

Breed with me! More!

by CumandEat November 9, 2022


Dad

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.

Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.

by CumandEat November 9, 2022