The substance that would come out of your thumb, if your thumb could cum.
Derek: "This chick sucked my thumb so good, I thought I was gonna cumb"
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When you queef from your arsehole instead of your cunt
Alice: "holy shit I just ripped the most massive Arsequeef from my cunt"
Susan: "bro"
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A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.
Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"
A safe, non-triggering term used to describe pre-ops trannies embarking on their tranny voyage.
Stewart: "Did you hear that Samuel is transitioning to Samantha?"
Reginald: "Ughhh dude that word triggers me please use genderpending"
Stewart: "um k"
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