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Jeff

World record holder for penis size (length). Measuring 34" in a flaccid state, Jeff cannot achieve an erection without running the risk of death due to low blood flow to the brain. A true tragedy.

Damn, Jeff is 34" long soft, but he can't get hard. I guess he'll just have to use it for tether ball or something.

by Cunnilinguist11 May 13, 2014

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