neptunes kiss

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

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floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

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Porsche

What you say to your mum when she unexpectedly walks in and almost catches your search bar.

Every lad has seen this Google suggestion

Typing..."por"
Mum: what you searching for son?

Me: i was only looking at Porsche's mum, honest, nothing dodgy

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