humoroid

1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.

2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.

1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.

2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.

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Emotional Constipation

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.

1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.

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off the cherry

A saying or expression that means something brings a ridiculous amount of fun and excitement.

it is used as a substitute for describers such as 'insane', 'cool' and 'crazy fun.'

Leon: Hey man, have you played the PC game FEAR recently with the lights off?

Thomas: No I haven't, should I?

Leon: Yeah man, seriously, it's off the cherry. Crazy fun.

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