Manbearpig

An enormous beast that is half-man, half-pig and half-bear, who eats puppies and poops out high-level nuclear wastes requiring immediate burial. Also known as Detroit Lions Defensive Tackle Ndamukong Suh.

Quarterback: "Where am I?"

Medical Staffer: "You scrambled out of the pocket, but then Manbearpig caught you. Stay still. The ambulance is on its way."

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