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raidal tire

Mispronunciation of radial tire. Chiefly used by white trash that hustle used tires.

dirt ball: Deese here raidal tires, ought to fit your Bentley.

me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.

dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.

me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.

dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?

me: Nigga Please?!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Anthracite Coal Region

The region in Northeastern Pennsylvania, where Anthracite coal was or is mined. It is west of the Poconos, east of the Susquehanna River, South of Scranton, and north of The Lehigh Valley. Hazleton and Wikes-Barre are the two center masses of population.

It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.

If you ever move to the Anthracite Coal Region, you know you fucked up in life.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010

11πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010


popcorn trick scars

The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.

perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?

chick: No. Are you crying?

perverted virgin: No.

chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

21πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 6, 2010


strippings

1. Slang term for areas that contain active and/or inactive surface mines. Used by young people to hold impromptu parties devoid of police interference.

Derived from strip mining, an archaic term for surface mining.

coal cracker: Let's go to the strippings, and have some fun.

normal person: Yes. I want a lap dance.

coal cracker: I'm not doing that, to you.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


fudge nudge

1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.

EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.

other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.

EXAMPLE 2

some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!

some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 10, 2010

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž