Anthracite

n.
1) A group of dark prisoners sentenced to an eternal hell in their pit of horrible black sadness and despair, constantly tortured to the point in which all musical talent is drained. After said engagement, this group attempts to become a band.

Eww, Dad, is that Anthracite all over my shoe?

No, son, that's dog poop, but you were close.

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Anthracite

1.) A horrible Goth Metal band from East Central Ohio. Lyrics are mostly unintelligible.

Azrael the Dark: Antracite should have won the Battle of the Bands. I think I am going to pray to the Dark Lord and drink Strychnine tonight.

Jim: Shut up, Bobby. You better get home before your parents find you out of the house.

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Anthracite Coal Region

The region in Northeastern Pennsylvania, where Anthracite coal was or is mined. It is west of the Poconos, east of the Susquehanna River, South of Scranton, and north of The Lehigh Valley. Hazleton and Wikes-Barre are the two center masses of population.

It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.

If you ever move to the Anthracite Coal Region, you know you fucked up in life.

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Anthracite Desert

1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.

1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?

2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.