myrmecology

Myrmecology is the study of ants - A myrmecologist studies ants.

"When I grow up, I want to be a myrmecologist, mummy."
"What's a mymecologist?"
"It's somebody who partakes in myrmecology."
"Oh, right - yeah, cool."

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cup-drink

Cup drinks are tasty, convenient and colourful. They come in bright pink (raspberry), bright blue, bright orange and many other colours. They come with a straw that has a sharp point at one end. One of the best things about having a cup drink is grabbing the straw and enthusiastically stabbing it through the plastic lid. Cup drinks bring happiness to the world. Indeed, I am partly named after Cup Drink, my name being "Cup-Sellithaine". My cool mate Clare Atkinson is also partly named after Cup Drink, and her name is Rasthangatas-Drink

"Excuse me, We're really thirsty...Do you have a spare 20 pence piece so we can buy two cup drinks for 10p each?"

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nativity play

A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.

-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!

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kylie minogue

A beautiful, bubbly, intelligent, minature lady who has a big smile and a cheery voice.

"Part of me is a sexual exhibitionist."
(she's not afraid to be sexual, but this does not make her a slut. Sexuality is something that was taken off the "taboo list" aaaages ago.)

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twank

ALL THESE DFINITIONS ARE CRUDE AND SILLY!
Twank is just a word derived from the word p'twankyho, which is an expression of feeling. "Twank" can be used to express sudden, spontanious, and impulsive moments of any form of emotion.

-"Oh no. We forgot the hyperdigicalator"
-"Ah, TWANK!"
OR
-SILENCE....
-"twank!"

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p'twankyho

A self-explanatory word, whose meaning can only be defined as "p'twankyho". This is a word that can be used to express any meaning or feeling, as long as the user really believes in what he or her is saying. For example "You p'twankyho!" could, depending on the feeling behing the exclaimation, be interpreted as an insult, a heart-felt complement, or even just a way of saying "thank you". Variations of this word include p'twank, twanky, and twank.

"Clare is p'twankyho"

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other

A word that describes anything apart from the subject being discussed at the time.

"Would you like this Barbie for your birthday?"
"No, I'd like the other one."

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