tyrophillia

The love of cheese.

See also tyrophagia and tyrophobia

Being a tyrophilliac, married life is becoming rather tedious. I come home from work, exhausted and hungry, and all I want is a piece of fresh stilton. I make my way to the fridge, only to find my husband lying on the kitchen floor, twitching and gurgling "Des...troy..th-the..ch...eeeeese..." Kicking him away, I open the fridge to discover that all my best stilton had been covered in weedkiller and athlete's foot powder. I should have known not to marry a someone with tyrophobia I want a divorce.

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bore

Meaning "to stab", with a "borer" (rude-boy terminology meaning sharp, dangerous object, usually a knife)

Watch, I'm gonna bore you up.

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tyrophagia

The act of eating cheese.

See also tyrophillia and tyrophobia

Tyrophagia before bed can give you wild and vivid dreams.

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barries

This is a slang word for fellatio.

Oh my god - that boy just asked me for barries.

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p'twank

Derived from the word p'twankyho. Similar meaning, but usually said with more "oomph".

-something has just occured (or not, as the case may be)
- "P'twank!"

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Rasthangatas-Drink

In partnership with Cup-Sellithaine, (myself). Together we try to enlighten the world with Suenolian goodness.

AKA Clare Atkinson

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shin-wag/shin-dig

A word to describe a little party, a sexual encounter or a little mischief. (i before e except after c, right?)
A shin-wag (or dig) can be any fun event, but it implies a certain naughtiness.

Hey, Wensley, I know you're up for a bit of a shin-wag/dig.....(provokative, eh?)

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