Peppa Pig

Peppa Pig, also knows as breakfast, is a British slut who lives with a family of pigs. She has a midget brother, a fat ass disabled father and a whorebag of a mum. Throughout their reality show, you can clearly see how much of a dumbass the whole family is

Daughter: “Mum can I watch Peppa Pig?”
Mum: “Is it too late to abort?!”

Amber Heard

The bitch whose dog stepped on a bee!

Amber Heard is an actress who rose to fame in April 2022 when Johnny Depp sued her ass for publishing an article of about him which involved Johnny abusing the bitch. This was obviously not true and therefore Amber lost the case because she’s a lying whore! She’s now a broke cunt who works at retail.

Ryan: “Who are you jerking off to?”
ToothFairy: “Amber Heard.”
Ryan: “Die!”

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Pussy Lips

This term can be used in two ways. It can be either used to describe fat ass lips, such as Kylie Jenner and Angelina Jolie. It can either be used for its literal meaning, the vagina’s flaps. These flaps move in all directions when the pussy is being DEVOURED by a hot guy’s THROBBING COCK.

Example 1;

Cupcakke: “Kylie Jenner lip kit on my pussy lips”

Example 2;

Kendall: “Why do your lips look so big??”
Kylie: “Ive got PUSSY LIPS!”
Kendall: “WHY?!”
Kylie: “Is that a chicken??”
Kendall: *looks around*
Kylie: *runs the fuck out*

Eurovision Song Contest

The Eurovision Song Contest is the best competition out there. Many European countries and Australia compete in it hoping to win. The winning country gets to host the contest somewhere in their country. The most successful countries in Eurovision are Sweden, Ukraine and Italy. If you haven’t heard about the Eurovision Song Contest, then you live under a rock

Cannot wait for the Eurovision Song Contest this year from May 9-13. Good luck Norway 🇳🇴

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Just Dance 2023

The best game in existence. Nothing and absolutely NO GAME beats it! THIS IS NEITHER SUBJECTIVE, NOR UP FOR DISCUSSION

Just Dance 2023 is the best! Let's do private rooms.

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Horny

Horny is when you get the urge to have sex. People can get horny either randomly or when they think of anything related to sex such as cum, porn, queef, cupcakke or even Fortnite.

Fiona: “MUM IM SO HORNY!! “
Mum: “Go to your room and play Fortnite”

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Horny

Horny is a type of disease which occurs when you watch porn or think of Fortnite. You can check if you’re horny by looking at your pants. If you see a cum stain or a huge ass bulge, that means you’re horny. If you’re a girl you can see if you’re horny if you notice your vagina dripping. This disease is inevitable. You’ll catch this disease often, the more you catch it, the nastier slut you are.

Aaron: “Mum, There’s a cum stain on my pants!”
Mum: “Were you playing Fortnite?”
Aaron: “Yes.”
Mum: “You gay horny bitch!”