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Skinny Jeans

Jeans made for fags and girls that are extremely tight. If you're a boy and wear these jeans you most certainly have to have a 3 in. or less cock.

Ted: Hey when did you start wearing those skinny jeans?

XXSkylarXX: When i realized i should start showing off my pencil dick.

Ted: Oh yea? hows that workin for ya?

XXSkylarXX: its helped me find reasons to cut myself. come to think of it....

by CurbStompinEMOSonTheDaily July 26, 2009

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