Jake Paul

A fuckin fuck boi who has no talent or friends who keeps his young disabled autistic fans entertained some how with every type of cancer sprinkled in to every one of his videos or photos or whatever he does for views and money. He couldn't get anywhere in life until his brother decided he felt sorry for the autistic fuck and made him rise up into popularity. His knowledge of society is poor, England is not a city and his dream of hitting 10 million on YouTube is just a myth. He is the reason world peace isn't a thing.

Autistic Girl: Omg Jake Paul is the best, wait why do I have autism again?

10👍 5👎

Nuke

Donald Trump's and Kim Jong Un's sex toy made by the US military.

Trump: I love it when the Nuke blows up inside of me.

6👍 2👎

Smelly Bum Fluff

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.

Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"