DoodooHead

When you really love someone but they are being absolutely stupid in a given situation. Leading you to want to call them a rude name like “moron, idiot, shit-for-brains, dingus, etc.”

Instead holding back all of your sudden rage and overriding ability to just handle things on your own because of their pure momentary incompetence. Typically during something that seems like total common sense to you.

Situation- You spot the WienerMobile outside of your destination and want a photo with it. Not for any particular reason, just because it’s funny and you often don’t see a giant hotdog vehicle. Also it’s -8°F outside and you’re thinking, this will take all of 45 seconds.

Person A: “Hey can you take my photo with the WienerMobile?”

Person B: “Why? You don’t even have social media.”

Person A: “Just take the picture, it’s funny. Hurry, I’m freezing.”

Person B: (Takes one photo of you by the front and gestures to hand the phone back to you.)

Person A: “Can you just take one across the street real quick please?”

Person B: (Takes one weird angled photo in the middle of the road as Person A gestures a shooing motion to actually cross the street. Then Person B has a sense of accomplishment like they actually took the one photo you wanted.)

Person A: “Dude take one on the other side of the street, don’t stand in the middle of the road! What the heck. You freaking DoodooHead- I’m freezing, come on!”

Person B: (Leisurely crosses the street. Takes the photo and walks the 5 paces back to the correct side of the street. Clearly upset at the insult.)