shiny metal fever

Shiny metal fever is the human condition in which we are predisposed to feel the urge to procure the newest, flashiest consumer technology.

I just got the new droid, but the new iphone has slo mo, so i need one of those as well. I got shiny metal fever.

DNOD

Drunk n On Drugs. More of an acronym really, but it rolls off the tongue nicely and conveys a variety of status info.

Dude, I am getting ready to roll to the ballroom and i am DNOD so let's rip it up!

Prebauchery

Any preparations made in anticipation of a night of debauchery.

So my brother and I did 5 shots each at home right before the taxi picked us up to take us to the 6-kegger. That's some prebauchery.

Mudcubby

your butthole. Pretty simple. This term was birthed when someone texted me trying to say "mug cabinet". The text that came through instead was, "I need to put that in my mud cubby."

I want to put it in your mudcubby

NOLO

NOLO is a term used when you leave your house momentarily, but need to return one or more times to retrieve a critical item, such as a forgotten phone, wallet, or keychain. It stands for Never Only Leave Once.

You leave your house to go to the beach for the weekend and say goodbye to all of your roommates, only to return 10 seconds later after realizing you forgot your cellphone. Upon re-entry to the house, you yell out "NOLO!" To indicate the nature of your return.

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Blackyarding

When you get blacked out drunk in your backyard all day

“I can’t leave the house because of Coronavirus so I’m going to be out blackyarding all day”