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Noun. Medical condition. To be unable to burp and therefore forced to be sick once any fizzy or alcoholic liquid is consumed. From a Norfolk folk lore word
Q) Where's Olly gone?
A) Round the corner. He has a mild case of kisby. Should be back to his old self in 5 minutes
An honorary title bestowed upon the diaspora of West Harrow cricket club. The holder of the title has the rights to call a Duke of West Harrow International XI match against any opposition as well as hunting, fishing, grazing rights and Prima Noctae on all the peasants and land within his locality.
Q) Are plans for the weekend?
A) I've been called up for the Duke of West Harrow International XI so I'll be swinging a stick at a ball in a stupid game of cricket all day. I'd rather be watching the rugby on the TV
Someone who talks rubbish with their mouthful
That Boris, he was talking away with a veal sandwich in his gob the other day, what a scorffshite
Noun. Used as both an insult and term of endearment. Usually used after particularly impish behaviour
Loving your Urban Dictionary definitions, you nubreen
Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.
Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days
Noun. A primeval and ceremonial mating dance used by males to swoon and mark ownership of females. Requires great dexterity and poise. Involves the male turning its back on the female, bending with one fist clenched hand to touch toes and the hopping backwards towards the captivated female. Can be performed either solo or by a group of males. Instils a feeling of pride and admiration in any female lucky enough to be at the centre of a deboogle. A naked deboogle variation of the dance is possible.
Verb. To dance or move as per a deboogle.
Person A: I saw him deboogle a gorgeous blonde. I bet they will be married within a year
Person B: I was at a wedding the other day and witnessed a group deboogle of the bride. She was so proud.
Person C: I'm going to deboogle her