Boston

We're elitist, yet somehow dirty.

We're progressive, yet somehow prejudiced.

We're full of history, and we're full of shit.

We are 50 shades of ugly.

We are cold as ice.

We are alcoholics in denial.

We are smarter than you.

We hate you all.

We are Boston.

"Boston Strong!"

"Shut up."

Chip butty

A sandwich stuffed with french fries that Americans(inaccurately, as usual) think they discovered first.

"Hey British person, have you heard about this new french fry-stuffed sandwich that's available now?"

"You mean a chip butty? For ages now, mate."

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