Zoy

A girl with a cute and bubbly personality, but is a freak in the sheets.

Guy1: You know that girl I slept with?
Guy2: Yeah what about her?

Guy1: Don’t let her personality fool you. She’s a straight up zoy.

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Femmas Party

One man and five or more women having an orgy.

Guy1: Hey I’m going to have an awesome night tonight.

Guy2: What’s happening tonight?
Guy1: I’m having Femmas Party!
Guy2: Good for you dude.

Demisexual

The sexual attraction towards American actress Demi Moore.

Man1: Dude I wish was Patrick Swayze making pottery with Demi Moore.

Man2: I know she’s freaking hot!

Man1: Yeah I know! Are you a Demisexual?

Man2: Yeah Fo’ Sho’ man! Who isn’t!?

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Martha

An alcoholic woman who only drinks, because her husband can’t stop drinking. When they’re both drunk all hell is loose. They both can’t handle alcohol. Especially Martha, who hates to admit she’s the worst kind of drunk. A suicidal drunk. She also claims to be bisexual and threatens to leave her husband for a woman. But nobody sees that happening, because she’s a hypocrite. One day she loves women and the next she’s over them. I really just wish these two can figure out that they are not soulmates and just split already.

Jake: Bro I’m so Martha right now!
Mike: How many beers did you drink?

Jake: 4

Mike: Yeah..... you need to stop drinking now.

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Micaela

An artistic girl who has a talent for painting and drawing. She’s also very sarcastic. She is not a bitch. She’s actually a really nice girl if you’re not on her bad side. Dreams of becoming a teacher one day.

Guy1: Do you know Micaela?
Guy2: Uh yeah! She’s a bitch!
Guy1: No she’s not. She’s actually really chill.

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The Hudson River

When you blow a man in a swimming pool.

The homosexual actor invited a bunch of men to his pool party, because he wanted to do The Hudson River.

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Mike Pence

A closeted homosexual that can’t except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being “straight”. He’s also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.)

I used to be gay, but ever since I’ve been Mike Penced’. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked.

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