Guntress

To understand this word, one needs to understand the 3 words origin which Guntress derive from. Cunt, Cuntress, and Gunt. Guntress is the large woman, the worst of woman scorns, the evil step mother, or the devil-like ex gf or ex wife. She pulls every little move she can just to piss you off, to make herself look good, even tho... you're not sure how she can ever look good with that overgown muffin-top of hers... Guntress is the assholic, vicious, evil, fat bitch that no living beings should be anywhere close to.

David: My ex cheated on me, decided to leave and now wanting 1/2 of my shit that she did nothing to help us obtain.

Matt: Whoa, she is such a Guntress isn't she?

David: Indeed, bro... indeed.

Devinning

Devin, that guy you were friends with while in the relationship, the shoulder you cry on when your boyfriend mistreated you, for years he's been your bff all thru out your relationship(s). Everyone KNOWS he wants to get with you, maybe except you. He's waiting on the side bench for years just for that moment you'll put him in play. You tell your boyfriend and everyone that he's just a close friend, until that faithful day, you broke up with your boyfriend and all of the sudden, Devin's in.

Buddy: You uh, still Devinning that one Melissa girl? It's been years dude time to move on?

Dude: She just broke up with her boyfriend of 5 years, I'ma make a move and finally ask her out bro!!!

Buddy: FR, FR? Nice man, good luck.

Catch a Stabbing

Have sexual intercourse with your male (or strap-on ready female) partner.

Phase referring to the motion of thrusting one's penis or any protruded body part into one of his/her sexual partner's orifices.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to catch a stabbing tonight?

Boyfriend#2: Only if you pull my mustache while you're doing it.

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