Horngry

1. The act of being horny and hungry at the same time; -ier; -iest

2. A insatiable form of desperation containing elements of carnal lust or hunger; -ier; -iest

After 30 days lost in the wilderness with no human contact, he was stark-raving horngry.

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Cassandra Syndrome

1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.

2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.

3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.

(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)

"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."

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Smell good

Cologne or perfume (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)

Before I went to the club, I had to put on some smell good.

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Symbiomance

A relationship where both parties benefit from either other's interactions with one another. (From "romance" and "symbiosis.")

The oxpecker and the rhino share a symbiomance.

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Bujadepieux

Pronounced: boo-JA-day-PEW; Nonsense, bullshit
Created by Shane Smith of Sanford, Florida

His response to the politican's testimony was to cry, "Bujadepieux!"

VoScrabulary

An extensive vocabulary of words up to eight letters long, which proves beneficial during games of Scrabble.

I'm hesistant to paly Scrabble against Brendan because of the size of his VoScrabulary.

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Like Whoamance

An intense, passionate tryst.

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.

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