Amished

To get so intoxicated that you are unable to perform basic actions such as walk in a straight line, you also start talking gibberish to people who you probably shouldn't approach in the first place such as a big ex-military bouncer and when your friends try to explain your actions to you, you decide to leave them and fly to another country rather than accept your wrong doings.

Example A
"Hey you want to get Amished this weekend? "
"Naa bro, I'd rather get Martin'd and get whipped and suck a dildo rather than getting Amished"
"Erm, I ain't going out with either of you freaks"

Example B
"Hey guys, don't buy him any more drinks, he's about to get full Amished"
"Oh no he's at the bar again! Quick hide he's suitcase!"

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FPP

When a girl with a thicc ass walks past in tight, cheek hugging Yoga pants and you just want to grab it, giving it a full palm pinch.

Oi mate, did you see that back-off just wanna give it a FPP.

WDS*

Well deserved Sh*t

Had such a manic day at work couldn't even pop to the loo, just heading home to take a WDS*