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Minorities thinking for themselves
"He just disagrees with me because he has internalized racism"
-usually some white girl with neon hair
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"She just disagrees with me because she has internalized misogyny"
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(The proper term being "Semen")
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.
"You know, your cum tastes a lot sweeter, when you eat more fruits."
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A sex game for gay couples to play, in which both men dress as cowboys and face each other like two cowboys dueling. Upon draw, they must unzip their pants, take out their dicks and begin jacking off. Your victory is determined by two factors: whether/not you cum first, and where on your partners body you cum.
Rules of Big Iron On His Dick:
脗路Both partners must dress up like cowboys (must be wearing some article of clothing that keeps the dick put away until the draw).
脗路Both partners must enter a room with enough space for them to dual in.
脗路Both partners must face each other from at least 4ft (1.219m) away.
脗路Must play western ballad music (preferably Big Iron).
脗路Once someone calls "draw", both partners must take their cocks out and begin jerking off.
脗路Whoever scores the most points wins the round.
Cumming first: 10 points
Cumming second: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's face: 10 points
Cumming on your partner's groin: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's chest: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's arm, abdomen, hip, or leg: 2 points
Cumming on your partner's feet: 1 point
Missing your partner completely: Loss of all points
7馃憤 15馃憥
The first time I ever disappointed my parents.
"For Christ's sake, son! That's not how you play football!"