A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"
"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"
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Blowing into your partner's arsehole while reaching round and wanking him off. With your lips pursed around his ringpiece and hand movement you will resemble someone playing a trombone
Give me a Dirty Trombone, baby, and I'll buy you 20 cigarettes
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