Endorphous

Norman Sheun. No mash hen. Enorma shen. Endorphous Shen.

I don't think there is any such person as this Endorphous Shen. How do you spell it?

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snap

The physical act of having a crap. Using your sphincter to cut the cable as it protrudes from your arse, or just letting it break off under it's own weight.

Christ, I need to go snap one before I shit myself.

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duckdow

Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.

Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.

snap report

A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.

I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.

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STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".

A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.

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durvey

A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.

I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey?
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.

ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.