High C

1. A really high-pitched fart

2. Referring to hard note to sing and/or play, or is the upper C

Bob: *high-pitched, slow moving fart.*
Joe: Wow Bob, you really nailed the High C on that one!
Bob: Thank you, I've, been practicing.

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Anxiety Fart

Being so overcome with feeling that some flatulence actually sneak out, usually from laughing really hard, or experiencing another extreme emotion.
Usually, in more serious cases, people tend to look the other way, like in nursing homes or car accidents, but yet the normal human will sneak that one giggle out before wiping the smile off of their face.

Man1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Men 2,3, and 4: Idk why?
Man1: To get to the other side!
All Men together: *laughing hysterically*Man3 farts noticeably while loling.
All Men: Laugh harder from the seeping flatulence.
Man 2: *farts*
Man 1: *while laughing* you guys have a bad case of the Anxiety Farts don't you?
Man 3: Yeah, its just some Laughing Gas.

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