the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.

Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!

simperize

The combination of terms Simplify and Rationalize in math.

Okay class, today we will be working on being able to simperize fractions!