Loucas

Loucas is the word definition of a master in the art of photoshopping.Many celebrities hire a Loucas so as to buff up their booties and slim down their waists.When you hire a Loucas for a photoshopping job,you will know what I am talking about.He can photoshop you making love to yourself,or even to your best friend,without any flaws.

Kim Kardashian:Hey can you get me a Loucas real quick?I took a nice selfie and i want to post it in instagram.

Manager:You can say it is done.

Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle

-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica