Ball Freeze

/bôl/ /frēz/

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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze

Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules

The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer

man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?