Thirst Trap

A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.

"Hey guys, are these shorts too tight?"
"Screw off with your thirst trap."

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Mummification

The alteration that occurs to someone's Facebook profile once they add their Mother as a friend. Typically, sexy pictures and posts are all removed and replaced with soulless references to exercise, loving their family, and pictures of their food.

"Have you been to Liz's page recently?"
"No, any good stuff?"
"Nah. Pure Mummification."
"Damn."

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