go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

Tyk

Tyk means fat on danish

Bob: Fuck han er Tyk (Fuck hes Fat)
Viktor: Yeah han er så fucking Tyk (Yeah hes so fucking fat)