Spoon Fairy

A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.

"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"

Flyin South

When your plans fall through and you end up looking like a total ass

"Hey Alisha you wanna hit the club with me?"
"Boi nah I got a man already"
"... shit I'm flyin south..."

Hoeveralls

Overalls that hoes wear

"Mmh that bih wearin hoeveralls... stay away from her man"

Free Fame

When you become popular through one of your already popular friends without having to do anything

"Bih how come you so popular?"
"Hoe I got free fame wit Kareem!"

Toss My Oscar

To throw up something particularly gnarly

"Bro after eatin Sister Alisha's bean dip, I was finna toss my oscar"

caritacanetis

The phenomenon of falling in love with someone by listening to all of their music.

When you listen to a person’s playlists and think oh shit I’m falling in love with them.

Dude I’ve been listening to The Killers for the past week and now I’ve got wicked caritacanetis for MeriAllen

Hit A Coconut

to fuck a Jamaican person

Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!

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