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All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time
A person with no home but a moderate income who simply hops around from one airbnb to the next in perpetuity
After losing their long term rental, they became airbnb nomads, moving every month for three years
When your elbow feels hollow from masterbaiting too much
I jacked off 5 times Monday and got a bid of Hallowenis
When Chad Thundercock and Harry Potter have a baby together- a cross between Harry Potter and Chad Thubdercock
Daniel Chadcliffe waved his magic wand and all the Stacie fell on top of it like oh yeah Harry! I mean harder Chad!
A sinister new euphemism for censorship
After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.
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A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes
Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash
A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes
Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash