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Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.

Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!

by D Flawless March 26, 2022


penisdemic

When my dick pics go viral

Everyone take your masks off and run! We're in the midst of a global penisdemic

by D Flawless September 11, 2020


Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!

Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!

by D Flawless May 6, 2018

2👍 1👎


Feminist

An greedy roastie who wants to rip everybody off and get paid more for less to raise Chad's kids after Chad bailed and ran off with some fresh Stacy

Fuck you feminist. Fuck Chad too

by D Flawless December 31, 2020

47👍 38👎


Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex without fear of repercussion.

After the first night, of trying to nit fart, Chad developed true confidence when he would just rip one loudly right in the middle of sex.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019


live by the cock die by the cock

a saying meaning that ones who lives their life for their penis eventually dies of the penis

I spent all my money on hoes and then gone broke, live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 9, 2021


Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 7, 2021