double brownbagger

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.

Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.

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double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

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