Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.

Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!

Boiled the Cheese

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.