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banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.

by D-Mac January 6, 2004

1681πŸ‘ 455πŸ‘Ž


camera phoney

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


gagging for it

When a woman is desperate for sex, she is gagging for it

D-Mac: Fabs, how did your date go last night? She was gagging for it.
Fabs: The ice-cream was good, but I didn't fuck her.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

267πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


whetto

A white prostitute acting ghetto in da hood whos beat

Damn homie u got dat good prostituet but i was stuck wit dis whetto dogg

by D-Mac October 21, 2003

1πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Iggles

The Philadelphia Eagles professional football team

The Iggles are playing the Steelers today.

by D-Mac August 18, 2003

108πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


frothing at the crotch

If a chick is gagging for it, she might be frothing at the crotch with vag fluid.

D-Mac's dancing had every skank in the 'stang frothing at the crotch.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

14πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


firday

Another name for Friday, the last day of the working week. Called this because Friday is the day for chasing fur (see definition by tdogg).

D-Mac: Hey Stevo, glad it's firday?
Stevo: You know I am. Going to the 'stang tonight?
D-Mac: Nah, last time I went there I got too hammered and lost my camera phoney.

by D-Mac November 8, 2004

15πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž